‘Anti-Theft Lunch Bag’ by the.

‘Tired of having your food stolen by sticky-fingered coworkers or roommates? Bullies taking your kid’s lunch? Well, worry no more . . .

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags’ are sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides, making your freshly prepared lunch look spoiled. Don’t suffer the injustice of having your sandwich stolen again!

Protect your lunch with ‘Anti-Theft Lunch Bags.’

Construction: Food-safe reusable and recyclable LDPE

Price: $10 USD

More: www.thinkofthe.com.

Now they just need to come up with anti-theft coffee mugs and tupperware. There’s a lunch-thief lurking in every office these days.

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22 Responses to “‘Anti-Theft Lunch Bag’ by the.”

  1. yojimbo 25. Sep, 2009 at 12:56 am #

    So big screen TVs and stereos are not enough any more, they go for the sandwiches?! What is this world coming to? Thank you for creating something that saves me (and my sandwiches). Please email me when you have created a bag for my TV that makes it look like a 1970s console model. Thanks.

    • Pickledsquirrel 25. Sep, 2009 at 3:23 am #

      um i think it is just to protect your sandwich at work or somewhere where you have to store your sandwich. its probably pretty useless to hide a sandwich in your house. but uh….way to fly off the handle.

    • feez 25. Sep, 2009 at 6:35 pm #

      If getting ur sandwiches stolen is really that big of a problem for you, you should probably stop being such a pussy and stand up for yourself and tell people to stop stealing ur fucking sandwiches. save ur ten bucks, get ur friend to kick you in the nuts, and eat ur fucking sandwich.

  2. uranasshat 25. Sep, 2009 at 1:05 am #

    just for the record, for future stumblers everywhere: you’re mean.

  3. gratis geld 25. Sep, 2009 at 1:45 am #

    It’s genious!

  4. robb 25. Sep, 2009 at 3:19 am #

    LOL this is so cool.
    u can even try putting ur colleagues’ sandwiches in it and tell them to throw t away.
    of course, u help them do it, and it’ll be yours.

  5. Jennifer Farley 25. Sep, 2009 at 4:42 am #

    Brilliant. Also like Robb’s ingenious idea of using it to nick other people’s lunches. ;-)

  6. tongyun 25. Sep, 2009 at 2:16 pm #

    Oh, this is way toooo funny. What normal person would even take a second look to see if the food was spoiled. The risk you take is that someone with a kind heard and good intentions will see the food and throw away a perfectly good sandwich or whatever. So funny.

  7. Jason Schwartz 25. Sep, 2009 at 4:02 pm #

    This is GENIUS! Now if they can only figure out how to expand the line to cans and bottles of pop.

  8. argh 25. Sep, 2009 at 6:12 pm #

    great idea to stop those would-be lunch thieves at work

  9. ryaninaustin 25. Sep, 2009 at 6:15 pm #

    seems like they’d throw it away instead of eating it.

  10. Paul 25. Sep, 2009 at 6:25 pm #

    Good idea! Let us all pay for something that someone is going to throw away!

  11. Cribcat 25. Sep, 2009 at 7:42 pm #

    Lick the bread (or worse) before making the sandwich. The joke’s on them now.

  12. Manuel 25. Sep, 2009 at 7:42 pm #

    Maybe they can come up with something like that for beer bottles

  13. Heather 25. Sep, 2009 at 10:21 pm #

    That’s just brilliant! I would love to have these for my family on April Fools Day. I can think of a few people I would like to fool with these today, as a matter of fact. I love the way some people think!

  14. sir jorge 26. Sep, 2009 at 9:53 pm #

    people still eat sandwiches? wow

  15. Jerry 05. Oct, 2009 at 10:56 am #

    Okay, I need this one and something, which let the fruits look long over time.

    This would be a wonderful laugh at April Fools Day and in our cantina.

    But this would not last long. If they see you eating it, they would see that they were fooled by you.

  16. Dolores 06. Oct, 2009 at 2:29 pm #

    If having your lunch is really a problem, why not

    make your sandwich out of canned cat food?

    looks like tuna, and smells enough like it that a

    hungry jerk wouldn’t notice. We hope!

    Do this for a week, then announce your mistake.

    How you have been mixed up, and used

    the wrong can. Instead of tuna, you used cat food!

    Yes, I know it’s mean. But people have to realize

    when they have gone too far! From what I read

    online, this one is pretty tame. Think claws.

  17. PaMdora 12. Dec, 2009 at 3:11 pm #

    Maybe they should include a stamp to mark your milk cartoon with an expired date.

  18. Mary Ann 12. Dec, 2009 at 7:21 pm #

    You need a crushed cigarette that looks like it is in the open top of the pop can. We put signs in our work refrigerator that we spit in the sandwiches and thawed and refroze the frozen food. It did stop the thievery. They would eat the food and put the empty bag with wrappers back in the frig.

  19. jwoww 18. Aug, 2010 at 4:34 pm #

    Im at V tech studying drama, and its awesome! I met jwoww from the jersey shore the other day… super awesome woman

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